My grad school professor said “let’s get into it” 10 times tonight and I keep waiting for Dave to walk in. PGP.

My bar application has asked me 5 separate times if I am married. Really rubbing my loneliness in. PGP.

I fell asleep at 10 p.m. and now I actually feel like working. PGP.

After a year of being the only male, my department finally hired another guy. He collects Yu-Gi-Oh cards. PGP.

Getting recognized underneath the bathroom stall walls by your cowboy boots and someone striking up a conversation mid-deployment. PGP.

I finally put in my 2 weeks notice. Making my transition plan is the most satisfying thing I’ve done at work in months. PGP.

Had to drive five hours for a training seminar because it was ten miles too short to fly. PGP.

I’m the youngest person in my new department by ten years which immediately made me the new IT guru. PGP.

Left my number on my receipt for the 22 year old bartender. I’m 28. PGP.

Leaving the office the same time people are leaving the bars. PGP.