Setting private daily meetings on my work calendar at 3 pm to play HQ in the bathroom. PGP.

Getting an email from your boss on Friday evening that begins with “Do this first thing when you get in on Monday.” PGP.

My job makes me change my password every two weeks. PGP.

My boss signs his emails “Smiles.” PGP.

Volunteered to take minutes one time… now I’m known as Minute Man. PGP.

My humble brags are now mostly humbling. PGP.

Birthday greetings from your credit card company reminding you your bill is due. PGP.

The overly talkative coworker that asks, “Why do you wear headphones?” PGP.

My parents just told me I need to double my life insurance after seeing my student loan total. PGP.

Wearing the same two pairs of pants to work each week. PGP.