“Please let do not hesitate to reach out if you have any questions.” directly translates to “This conversation is over and I hope to never hear from you again.” PGP.

Do you have a Linkedin? PGP.

Getting TSA Pre-Check and not being able to take advantage of the benefits because your home airport isn’t big enough. PGP.

Walk into the office and a coworker is blasting a motivational YouTube video. PGP.

The janitor asks me daily why I always look so tired. He’s been throwing out my trash for 8 years now. PGP.

“Looks like you got some sun.” PGP.

I can’t even fake being nice to people anymore. Now I’m just the office bitch. PGP.

“Why didn’t you ask me about my vacation?” PGP.

The office coffee pot is broken. PGP.

Being not only awake, but at work before Morning Coffee Thoughts is posted. PGP.