Today my boss asked our team to pledge our loyalty to him. PGP.

Different shirt, same pants. PGP.

Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

That one guy who tells you inappropriate jokes simply because you are the youngest guy in the office. PGP.

Any time someone emails me with a question, it takes every ounce of my will power not to answer, “I have no fucking idea, dude.” PGP.

Getting a call for an interview, but having no clue what it’s for because you’ve applied to so many jobs. PGP.

The awkward stare-down when walking down the hallway toward your boss. PGP.