Reading articles about my future employer being on the bad end of a hostile takeover in my panic room. PGP.

Realizing $100 dollars is both a lot and a very little amount of money. PGP.

Got a job offer and the company offered the same exact salary amount as my first job. I have 3 years of work experience. PGP.

Listening to my coworker use a Dremel at his desk. We work in finance. PGP.

My ‘if we’re not married by’ just posted that she and her perfect husband are expecting their 2nd child. At least I have an InstaPot. PGP.

The most junior guy just gave his 2-week notice today. He’s only been here for a month. PGP.

That coworker that leaves an ounce of coffee in the pot so that he can leave the burden of making a new pot to someone else. PGP.

I’m pretty sure my boss is afraid of technology developed after 1985. PGP.

Getting stumped when someone asks you, “what do you do for fun?” PGP.

Performance review season. PGP.