The anxiety that hits when you enter a coworker’s office and they say “Close the door.” PGP.

Nothing fucks up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday. PGP.

When you want to search for a new job but don’t want to go through the trouble of updating your resume. PGP.

If I hear the phrase “Just another day in paradise,” I’m going to kill someone.

I used to get excited when my cell phone rang. Now I panic. PGP.

Literally told a kid to get off my lawn today. PGP.

I like Steph Curry’s new shoes. PGP

Why am I seeing a bunch of videos of people running in place? PGP.

Signing up for a PGP account while sitting at graduation. PGP.

Looking forward to my buddy’s wedding simply because it will be a great opportunity to take a quality LinkedIn photo. PGP.