Having absolutely nothing to do but still needing to pretend you’re busy in case a partner walks by. PGP.

Hit the accelerator on a yellow light today, it’s the most alive I’ve felt all month. PGP

My friend just had a kid on purpose. PGP.

Relating to Stanley from “The Office”. PGP.

There aren’t nearly as many “illions” in my bank account as I thought there would be at this point in my life. PGP.

Everyone in the office is at Oaks drinking bourbon and betting on horses and I’m sitting here in my cube because I don’t have PTO yet. PGP.

Buying pedialyte in anticipation of tomorrow morning. PGP.

Threw out my lower back playing corn hole at a brewery this weekend. PGP

Being afraid to ask your boss a question because you’re pretty sure you should already know the answer. PGP.

29 hours till Happy Hour. 88 hours till Game of Thrones. 3055 hours till College Football. PGP.