Leaving one suit coat at your desk at all times so your boss doesn’t know if you’ve truly left. PGP.

Switched from Spotify to Apple Music just to shake things up this month. PGP.

Boss described my job as “holding down the fort.” PGP.

I got drunk and bought the new Air Jordan golf shoes. Jesus help me. PGP.

When your boss says he’s staying home sick today but leaves you a pile of projects to complete in his absence. PGP.

Day 2 of no internet in the office: things are on the cusp of going full ‘Lord of the Flies’ out here. PGP.

“…has requested a read receipt on this email.” PGP.

Not emotionally strong enough to let go of my .edu email. PGP.

Asked my boss for help with something. He proceeded to open a new tab and start typing in the search bar on my computer. Never had I ever experienced workplace anxiety quite like that. PGP.

Bought a bottle of wine for the week. Drank it all on Monday. PGP.