The greatest injustice in the world is the fact that HR is always attractive.

I’m starting to think I’m getting low T.

High school friends asking me to prepare their tax returns only to find out how much higher their salaries are than mine. PGP.

I love the concept of what I do, but not what I do. PGP

I have a date this weekend with a girl that says she “quit” drinking. PGP.

The pre-workout and adderal combo made me vomit and killed any chance of me going to the gym. PGP

Getting sick just in time for the weekend. PGP

Being excited about your monthly budget you formatted on Excel. PGP

Nobody in my office is Work Wife material. PGP.

My ex-girlfriend got a boob job.