My life is now just looking forward to the next time I get drunk and hate myself for it. PGP.

My idea of “Turnt Up” is a large iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts. PGP.

The only “raging” I do anymore is getting blackout drunk watching Netflix. Alone. PGP.

I now consider 3 Tinder matches in a row a “hot streak.” PGP.

When your annual raise doesn’t even keep up with the cost of inflation. PGP.