Turn down for what? Turned down for a raise, that’s what. PGP.

I have no cell service at my cube, so I took up smoking so I can go out back and Tinder PGP.

calling the bank on fraud credit charges, then realizing it was just something you bought when you were blacked out.

Had an awesome PGP I wanted to post but a coworker dropped by my cubicle and now I can’t remember what it was.

Selfies are just ID badge photos where you pretend to look happy.