The guy that sits beside me, Patrick, is a 40-year-old part time student at the local college while working an entry level sales job, and constantly reminisces about when he used to “crush sales” with a Land Rover dealership. PGP.

They fired my only friend at work. PGP.

Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

It’s not that I’m antisocial, it’s just that I don’t give a fuck anymore. PGP.

Please don’t hold the elevator. I’d rather wait than say “good morning.” PGP.