carebeardontcare

Hummus is bullshit.

Member Since 03/13/2014

I just want someone to help me pay rent and also have sex with. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Here’s The Trailer For Season Three Of “House Of Cards”

CHIPOTLE IS GIVING AWAY FREE FOOD ON JANUARY 26TH

How To Decorate Your Apartment Like A White Girl

Run, bro. RUN!

This Girl Ugly Cried Her Face Off After Getting Proposed To On Christmas

My inbox is full, but my life is empty. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Spending money like Kevin McCallister. Making money like Uncle Frank. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Waiting for your boss’s boss to leave so your boss will leave so you can leave. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

This Girl Lets Everyone Know How Single She Really Is In Her Hilarious Annual Christmas Card

‘Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving: A Poem About Black Wednesday