Seriously contemplating making an audition tape for “Big Brother” for the extra money. PGP.

I couldn’t name a single song in the Top 40, but I can tell you every song that’s on “The River” by Bruce Springsteen. PGP.

Not telling your parents you got promoted because you’re scared they’ll stop giving you money. PGP.

Mom coming to visit this weekend. Perfect timing. I have $17 left in my checking account. PGP.

Work is slow and quiet today. It’s making me anxious. PGP.