Decided to go to bed early last night to catch up on sleep. I woke up feeling even more exhausted than normal. PGP.

Overheard in the office: “So does that mean like you have a foot fetish?” PGP.

Saw my sister on Tinder. PGP.

Credit score dropped again. PGP.

Holiday party is a cash bar. I can’t wait to leave this place. PGP.

A coworker asked me, “What does ‘totes lit fam’ mean?” PGP.

I can name every “Little Women” character in today’s Google doodle. I’m a guy. PGP.

Listening to three girls in their mid-twenties discuss their wedding plans while subtly comparing how much each will cost. PGP.

Dial into teleconference. Press mute button after greetings. PGP.

I have no idea what I’m doing. PGP.