Torqued my back carrying groceries over the weekend. PGP.

Printed my resume at work for the new job that I’m interviewing for while my boss was waiting behind me in the line. PGPowerMove.

I sat in the parking lot for an hour before work debating about taking a sick day. PGP.

Didn’t get the job. So the three month job search continues. PGP.

I got drunk and bought the new Air Jordan golf shoes. Jesus help me. PGP.

Our water cooler caught on fire. PGP.

Threw up on myself while waiting for an Uber with an (almost) one night stand. PGP.

I just realized today that my ten year high school reunion is next year. PGP.

My mom finally accepted my LinkedIn invitation 2 years after she laughed and told me no because I’d tarnish her network. PGP.

The best part of my Friday was finding out my credit score went up 5 points. PGP.