Recognizing people across multiple online dating sites. PGP.

My coworker got a $200 Amazon gift card for Secret Santa. I got a Justin Bieber bath towel. PGP.

Ran into my ex at the grocery store while holding eggs and champagne. PGP.

Celebrating my first official day of break by updating my resume and writing cover letters. It’s getting wild. PGP.

Waiting for payday so I can finally Christmas shop. PGP.

Accidentally dressed exactly like my boss today. He thinks I’m mocking him. PGP.

Slipped on ice, threw my back out. No PTO left until 2017. PGP.

The out of town family couldn’t coordinate arrival dates so now there are 4 Christmas dinners. PGP.

Fuck it. I’m getting wine tonight. PGP.

‘Tis the season of antlers and Rudolph noses on SUVs. PGP.