Grocery shopping with the Scaries resulted in a panic attack in the produce section. PGP.

The only restaurant near me that serves brunch… stopped serving brunch. PGP.

Just helped my coworker pull out her first gray hair. Most productive thing I’ve done today. PGP.

Dreading Thanksgiving conversation. PGP.

Got married Saturday. Didn’t have sex. PGP.

Both of my roommates are gone for an entire week and this is the best thing that’s happened to me in months. PGP.

Just learned that my favorite brand of boxers is no longer being manufactured. PGP.

The only text I got this weekend was the pharmacy telling me my meds are ready. PGP.

My boss not so subtly hinted that my position is being eliminated in 2018. PGP.

Just checked my mailbox for the first time in two weeks. I had no mail. PGP.