Lateral moves. PGP.

A coworker is already showing off pictures of her Christmas tree and lights. PGP.

The salesman showing me dress shirts made me describe to him what I do for a living. PGP.

Went to a bar to watch the fight. Couldn’t make it to the main event. PGP.

Fell off my couch on Saturday night while sleeping and knocked myself out. PGP.

According to the 17 separate emails, it’s clear that my boss does not comprehend the concept of the weekend. PGP.

Only veteran in my department, only one in my department at work today. PGP.

SHARP training. PGP.

My wife turned a discussion about me getting a raise in the near future into a fight. PGP.

Not emotionally strong enough to let go of my .edu email. PGP.