If your name is Steve, does that automatically make you the Steve in your office? PGP.

Those entry level marketing jobs that are clearly pyramid schemes are looking and better and better. PGP.

Sitting in your cubicle, questioning why you didn’t get piss ass drunk on more random Tuesdays in college. PGP.

Checked in for my flight exactly 24 hours before it boarded. Boarding position B 54. PGP.

I eat with my in-laws as often as possible because they always pick up the tab. PGP.

My credit card was declined on a first date. PGP.

At this point, I could consider myself a born again virgin. PGP.

Just bought a sick vacuum. PGP.

Considering a job with less pay but a much cooler title. PGP.

25% battery by 2pm. PGP.