Last night, I had a dream I bought a Maserati. The entire dream I worried about my credit, car payments, and repair costs. I woke up in a cold sweat. PGP.

Having to choose between 20 minutes more sleep or rubbing one out before work. PGP.

Last year’s Summer intern just got hired to the same position I’m in. PGP.

I can’t even afford a fixer-upper. PGP.

Having to work on your flight to vacation, but not having the balls to expense the in-flight wifi. PGP.

Immediately picking up your phone when your boss walks by. PGP.

I’ve got a case of the Tuesdays. PGP.

“Want to go in on a wedding gift together?” PGP.

There are teachers that make more than me and get all summer off. PGP.

Quit calling me a “team player.” I’m not. PGP.