My office nemesis got the promotion over me. PGP.

Getting stuck in the elevator for a few hours wouldn’t be such a bad thing. PGP.

“Hope you’re doing well!” means “I don’t know how to begin an email.” PGP.

How do I get out of this bachelor party? PGP.

“Next slide, please.” PGP.

I like to mix flavors of Emergen-C. I call it an “adult suicide.” PGP.

The office Keurig broke which means I’m getting literally nothing done today. PGP.

My coworkers always talk about how cool the guy that had my job before me was. PGP.

Walked a 5K. PGP.