Going to a very distant family member’s funeral just to get out of work. PGP.

These girls on linkedin are hot. PGP

I almost said “compliments to the chef”at a Chili’s.

Making sure everyone in the office knows you came in on the weekend.

Recognizing your coworkers by their odor

Taking sodas home from the break room only to use as chasers. PGP.

Rehearsing your quitting speech during the morning commute. Every morning.

Seriously neglecting routine auto maintenance.

Being terrified when asked “What is your desired salary?” PGP

Finished another book of checks #PGP