I don’t remember the last time I was Happy for an entire Hour. PGP.

Fake it till you make it. PGP.

Went to grab the office lunch and nobody paid me back.

I’m the only one in my department who showed up for work today and I’m still to scared to get a beer with lunch. PGP.

“Can you believe it’s already the second quarter?”

Decided to stay in because Uber had a surge.

I almost went to the gym this morning. PGP.

Took Saturday night off from going out. Woke up feeling good Sunday so I raged.

My little brothers job out of college offered a higher salary than I currently make.

Called in sick and my boss asked if I could come in for a little while.