People my age are winding down their professional sports careers.
My friends moms aren’t hot anymore.
Passing off a hangover as horrible allergies.
Lady you’re scarin’ us.
I don’t think anyone in my office would notice if I went missing.
My coworkers found out my college nickname.
My parents kicked me off the family plan. PGP.
I finally got to start traveling for work, but it’s all on weekends.
I’ve never hit the step goal on my fit bit.
Babe flirting with me in the bar turned out to be a hooker. I couldn’t afford it. PGP
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