I’m the Dennis Rodman of my condos HOA.

Saved money all week to go out this weekend and I got a speeding ticket on the way into work.

James Harden gets 200 million from Adidas and I can’t even get a key card to park in the work garage.

I have enough saved up to quit my job and survive for a week.

My wife hates me and I don’t blame her.

So many acronyms, so little time.

Jordan Spieth has made more by 21 than I will in my whole life.

Hoping the interviewee gets hired so the company will pay you to go to lunch. PGP.

Tinder is responsible for my gf of 2 years