I now watch games at home because bars are too loud.

Pretending to like these people is getting exhausting. PGP.

I am still expected to work at least 40 hours this week. PGP.

While I really appreciate it, giving me my own office with a door was a big mistake as far as productivity goes. PGP.

The guy next to me quit so I switched my monitor for his bigger one. PGPM.

Holy shit my timeline is nauseating. PGP.

No idea what happened to FIFA, but I’ve had three separate conversations about it.

1: “Did you see my email?”2: “Yeah… Looking at it right now…” PGP

“You were such a loyal supporter of the fraternity as an undergrad, would you consider making a recurring donation now that you’re an alumni?”

My manager is having a grad party for getting her masters. I didn’t get invited.