I’ve been here for almost two years and I still can’t really explain what it is that I do.

I want to quit my job, but I don’t want to deal with the hassle of finding a new one. PGP.

Resisting the urge to tell your coworker you couldn’t care less about looking at picture of his grandchildren. PGP.

“Meets expectations” across the board on my annual evaluation. PGP

12 hours into an extended homecoming weekend, already can’t keep up.

Coworkers giving their personal live commentary to CNN in the break room.

Wait…there are people who get Columbus Day off? PGP.

Only reason I’m still at the office is for lack of anything better to do right now. PGP

It’s funny how much I used to hate taking a dump in a public bathroom. PGP

Boss gone jeans on. PGP