The weekly “Let’s quit our jobs and open a bar” chat on instant messenger following the weekend.

I could really use that fantasy league money right now.

“It feels like the first time” runs through my head whenever I land an unused toilet for the morning deuce. PGP

Drank three beers last night and woke up this morning with a mild hangover. PGP

My only motivation to get to work before anyone else is so that I get my favorite parking spot. PGP.

Being the only one who knows how to get the microwave to work properly. PGP.

My pledge brother is getting married on homecoming weekend. PGP.

That moment when you realize your parents were right. About everything. PGP.

Life Insurance meetings. PGP.

Took off a day to recover from my weekend. Felt incredibly guilty about it all day. PGP.