HR still uses internet explorer. #PGP

My boss does the Frank Underwood ring knock every time I leave his office.

Skipping leg day. PGP.

Fitbit giving me weekly reminders of how lazy I am. PGP.

The 48 hour grace period you get before your “alma mater” calls looking for donations…. PGP

My production doubles when I work from home

The day-after-graduation depression leading to a trip to home depot to find an adult hobby because binge-drinking is now frowned upon. PGP

I know exactly how much I can drink on a weeknight and not be hungover at work the next day. I usually blow right past it around 9 p.m. PGP.

You make a drunken scene at one family wedding, and no one lets you live it down. PGP

I don’t piss excellence in the morning. I piss dark roast. PGP