I still have “Relevant Courses” listed on my resume. PGP.

Sometimes I feel unprofessional for being a freelancer who works from home..But then I just roll over and take a 2:00 pm nap.

Just uttering “Mornin'” to a coworker because you’re apparently too lazy to say “Good morning.” PGP.

Looking forward to listening to my new audio book on my commute home tonight. #PGP

Debating if my ability to lie to clients is a credit to my resourcefulness or a sign of my lack of morality

“Could you cover for me while I’m out this week?” PGP.

The “Can I get your John Hancock on this?” for paperwork requiring a signature. PGP

Woodford Reserve taste. Evan Williams budget. PGP

All of my phone calls with coworkers last about 20 seconds, and someone always ends up saying “Just email me that information.”

Tuesday is the day I stop regretting last weekend and start looking forward to this weekend. PGP.