Describing how things are as the “same old shit” far too often than one should.

27 hours until Memorial Day Weekend,119 hours until Tuesday morning. PGP

I can’t get LTE in the bathroom anymore. PGP

Finally found a job with my undergrad degree. It only took 4 years and 2 semesters of grad school.

I need coffee to poop in the morning now PGP

‘Sunday Scaries’ turning into pulling a Peter Gibbons type week. PGP.

I can’t even afford to casually date. PGP.

One too many glasses of pinot while watching the bachelorette and I now have a 6-month membership to match.com. #PGP

Passed out on my couch Friday night … My backs still sore. PGP

That’s what I love about these interns, man. I get older, they stay the same age. PGP.