Need to take my car in to the shop, but I’m too scared that the repairs are going to cost more than the car is worth.

Who is Meek Mill?

Work. Drink. Sleep. Repeat. PGP

Just saved $10 on my oil change with a coupon. Highlight of my day. PGP

Clicking on different parts of your desktop constantly to look as if you’re actually doing something. PGP

When leaving 5 min later than normal costs you 45 minutes on your commute…PGP.

All my college friends are still single and booze hounds. I’m married and get drunk of with a 6 pack. PGP

Office summer party is tomorrow. I don’t think I can take an extra 3+ hours of pretending to like these people. PGP.

Paying rent before your friend’s bachelor party because you don’t trust yourself. PGP.