I feel like all of my coworkers somehow know how shamefully drunk I was over the weekend.

I can’t get a job, because I don’t have experience, because I can’t get a job. PGP.

I’m the only one my boss gave a passing compliment to in our staff meeting. Coworkers hate me now. PGP.

Just caught my newly divorced coworker on seniorpeoplemeet.com

I eat Kale now. PGP

Coworker just used the term “pound” instead of hashtag when referring to a Tweet. PGP

Taking a sick day to go on an interview. PGP.

Office thermostat wars. PGP

My new boss just explained the way fractions work to me. I majored in Math. PGP.