Jimmy Johns delivery took 53 minutes. It’s 2 miles from where i work. PGP

My wife definitely settled. PGP.

My boss ” every paycheck you need to invest 33% and save another 33%.” He must think I get paid more than 35k

I’m in the minority of Americans who actually drink enough water. But only because it’s free and gives me a chance to get up and walk to the break room.

Emails marked “High Importance”

Justin Spieth is 21 and won 1.8 million by winning The Masters. I’m 24 and won 2 bucks on a scratch off. PGP.

“Did you get that e-mail I just sent you?” PGP.

Wondering if there’s any money left on gift cards you received for Christmas.