Still waiting on that tenth grade geometry to come in handy in the real world. PGP

Clocking in at 8:30 am, being done at 12 pm, waiting to go home at 5 pm. PGP.

I’ve started going to more expensive bars because I can’t afford to get as drunk.

“My calendar is wide open.” PGP.

Not checking social media before work so I won’t get bored as quickly once I get to the office. PGP.

Having to learn from Forbes Magazine that my undergraduate degree is useless. PGP.

I chose the wrong career path. PGP

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

That conference call was so productive I found four jobs to apply for. PGP.

I only smoke when I work. PGP.