On day 3 of wearing the same pair of dress pants. People have noticed. I don’t care.

My office wife is also my actual wife. PGP

Assuming a member of the opposite sex is flirting with you when they add you on LinkedIn.

Highlight of my day: Credit score increased! PGP.

I may legally be an adult, but don’t be fooled. I have no idea what the hell I’m doing.

The daily morning battle of when I see if I can hold out my poop long enough to make to work so I can be paid to take one.PGP.

Having to make a login account for every job I apply for #PGP

No one has emailed me since noon. Am I dead?

I started tucking my polo into my jeans on casual Friday. I’ve officially given up

Passed out after work and missed the entire GOP debate. PGP.