I took today off of work to relax and catch up on sleep. I forgot to turn my alarm off

That moment when you realize your parents were right. About everything. PGP.

Dear valued customer, this letter is to inform you that your required minimum credit card payment has increased from $25 to $59. PGP

I reached the point of not giving a shit and told a past due customer I didn’t want to hear his shit and to just pay his bills. PGP

Text from my boss to go out on his boat. Hello middle management. PGP

Don’t want to spend the $20 to delete my Ashley Madison account. PGP