Changing my Tinder settings to 100+ miles away because I now live in the middle of nowhere. PGP.

Making a dentist appointment for 730 am because you already used up your PTO on stupid shit… PGP

Just hired a guy I graduated with from high school. PGPM

that 2 o’clock feeling where you want to go home. PGP

Its only 12:00. On Monday.

“Man, where did (insert month) go?” PGP.

I had mcdonalds for breakfast, 5 guys for lunch, and smash burger for dinner. PGP

Stayed in on a Saturday night to watch hgtv with my girlfriend #pgp