The hardest part of my job is pretending to care.
Fat, but not happy.
The “how many student loans do you have” conversation.
I know exactly how much I can drink on a weeknight and not be hungover at work the next day. I usually blow right past it around 9 p.m. PGP.
Realizing your new Audi expectations just became your used Hyundai reality. PGP.
5 of my Facebook friends are celebrating birthdays today, and I don’t care about any of them
“Can you check this for me?” PGP.
RIP.
I remember when waking up stiff in the morning was a good thing. PGP.
Working 60 hours in 4 days to make up for the work you miss taking a day off.
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