I have a 4pm meeting today. Today is Friday. PGP.

“I know this isn’t in your wheelhouse, but…” PGP

Nobody in my office is Work Wife material. PGP.

“Lunch is for analysts who don’t want to keep a job here long.” PGP

The only Valentine I got was from Team Snapchat. PGP

It’s not Monday until you ponder grad school.

Turbo Tax being a condescending asshole by asking me “Did you buy a house this year?” PGP.

Looking at apartments in the city but knowing damn well I’ll be at my parents for the long run. PGP.

I was expecting a refund. I had to pay taxes. PGP.