Having friends that sell shit on facebook.

I’ll never be the first to down vote, but I’ll certainly help pile on. PGP.

Accidentally ate someone else’s lunch today. PGP.

Boss makes 3 times your salary but still types with two index fingers. PGP.

That parking ticket really messed up my budget.

That one coworker who apparently thinks cell phone ringtones are still cool. PGP.

So apparently there are people whose job is to go to conventions, get piss drunk, and push their company. I was never told about this career path. PGP.