All of the responsibility, but none of the authority, to get the project done. PGP.

My friend just had a kid, and now he sucks. PGP

The song ” I don’t fuck with you” accurately describes how I feel about my coworkers. PGP.

I want to trash my office on the way out tonight and just ride off into the sunset a hero. PGP.

I hate everyone I work with. PGP.

Someone broke into my car last night and took literally none of my possessions. PGP.

I haven’t had a tinder match in weeks. PGP

“Who do you have in your final four?” PGP.

Got an email from Credit Karma wishing me a happy birthday. #PGP

Listening to coworkers rephrase SportsCenter sound bites as their own opinions. PGP.