I’m super excited about this comforter I just ordered. It’s going to be great. PGP.

My department was the only one in the building required to work on MLK day. PGP.

Already planning for the raise I won’t be getting. PGP.

Saw used toilet paper in the office bathroom trash can. What kind of animal doesn’t flush it down the toilet? PGP.

Watching project X and all I can think is that I hope the parents have a great home insurance plan. PGP.

Relearning high school math for the GMAT. PGP.

Even Tinder bots won’t talk to me. PGP.

Comparative assessment season. PGP.

There are now NFL head coaches younger than me. PGP.

I’ve already had to use half of my sick days. PGP.

Refusing to burn PTO on the impending ice storm then being the only one in the office who shows up. PGP.

The new LinkedIn format. PGP.