“Just a heads-up…” PGP.
I really need to stop opening a tab at happy hour. PGP.
The tentative outlook accept being the professional equivalent of imessage read receipts. PGP
Didnt go out last night. Still feel like shit. PGP
Being forced to work with a shorter man who has a raging Napoleon complex. PGP.
One partner just referred to a client as “skanky” and the other partner responded, “did you know that’s a dance, the skanky leg?” PGP.
Senior Managers asking for picks in the Office Pool. PGP.
Every Monday morning: “Is your Outlook frozen?” #PGP
My work wife just emailed me asking me why I haven’t come into the office yet. PGP.
Ignoring the call on the first ring so my boss thinks I’m actually on the phone with someone.
I show up early on Monday and everyone is visibly confused and concerned. PGP
“Have you tried rebooting?” PGP.