Had to drive five hours for a training seminar because it was ten miles too short to fly. PGP.

I’m the youngest person in my new department by ten years which immediately made me the new IT guru. PGP.

I’m the only one in my department with small monitors because IT maxed out their budget. PGP.

I reluctantly signed up for the company chili cook-off, got too invested in the competition and ended up losing. PGP.

Having very strong opinions on dive bars. PGP.

Boss uses my personal Keurig in my office. PGP.

Was playing around with my phone, took my sim card out and lost it. I leave for Europe tomorrow. PGP.

I worked late enough to sleep on the office break room couch twice this week. PGP.

Getting legitimately excited to update your LinkedIn after accepting a new job. PGP.

Co-worker calls me “Good Girl” every time I do something before he asks me to do it. PGP.

Left my number on my receipt for the 22 year old bartender. I’m 28. PGP.

Leaving the office the same time people are leaving the bars. PGP.

College grad, but still can’t put my fitted sheet on in the first try. PGP.

Upvoting your own comment on PGP. PGP.

My audio book game is on point. PGP.

I actually ran a pen out of ink before I lost it. PGP.

Getting hungry while reading the Pie v. Cake debate in your cube, having already eaten your lunch. PGP.

If my coworker can bring her screaming three year old into the office, why can’t I bring my dog? PGP.

Spending your weekend going to open houses in places that you wish you could afford. PGP.

“Sale”

“Sort by: Lowest price first”

PGP.