The only company not taking today off. PGP.

Your parking job being your proudest accomplishment of the work day. PGP.

Bright and breezy while at work. Dark and cold when you get off. PGP.

Everyone around me is either in a committed relationship or too old to hang out together. PGP.

My life is now just a never ending cycle of Pepto-Bismol and sleeping pills. PGP.

Leaving one suit coat at your desk at all times so your boss doesn’t know if you’ve truly left. PGP.

Middle management role with entry-level pay. PGP.

Switched from Spotify to Apple Music just to shake things up this month. PGP.

Getting a good night’s sleep, but still depending on coffee to get through the day. PGP.

Boss described my job as “holding down the fort.” PGP.

Stopped by at a bagel shop this morning and found out the bagel wasn’t toasted after I got to the office. PGP.

Our vendors have decided to double the cost for everything because my manager is a poor relationship manager. PGP.