Getting dinged from your dream job in the final round. PGP.

I just taped an open bag of Goldfish to my desk to make snacking easier. Unsure whether it’s innovative or just kinda sad. PGP.

My boss came up to me and asked for motivation to get him through the day. PGP.

It was 65 degrees on Tuesday. It’s 6 degrees and snowing today. PGP.

Too tired to put in contacts this morning and now have a headache from wearing glasses all day. PGP.

I don’t give a damn about your cheat day. PGP.

Left the office 15 minutes before I turned 23. PGP.

Dismissed for “lack of ambition” after personally choosing 9.5 hour days at the office. PGP.

I was the only one left in the office at 5:00, and the janitor came by my desk and informed me, “You know, you’re not getting any extra credit for staying late.” PGP.

Chugging coffee so I can take as many bathroom breaks as possible during all day training with our auditors. PGP.

Having to write the “I’m pretty sure I just really fucked up” email to your boss. PGP.

“So what are you giving up for Lent?” PGP.