Ending an email to your best friend with “Regards,” PGP.

Excited for the rain because you just bought new windshield wipers. PGP.

When your salary is so low that you actually qualify for government assistance. PGP.

Making a new, professionally appropriate email address. PGP.

Rumors of your company being acquired. PGP.

Awkward visits from a coworker’s family. PGP.

Life. PGP.

Taking it as a compliment when you’re carded. PGP.

Looking back, you’d take your chances on living in a van down by the river. PGP.

Being told you look ill on days you don’t wear makeup. PGP.

“We can reevaluate your salary in six months.” PGP.

“No thanks, I packed a lunch today.” PGP.