Being old enough to know better, but still too young to care. PGP.

Hiding in the office bathroom long enough for the automatic lights to turn off on you. PGP.

No more family phone plan. PGP.

When the only thing on your list of 5-year-goals is being able to afford groceries from Whole Foods. PGP.

Drinking more at your apartment than at the bars. PGP.

Subscribing to GQ but not having the money to afford anything in it. PGP.

“Yeah, I heard they met online.” PGP.

Weight gain after conferences or travel. PGP.

My metabolism is NOT what it used to be. PGP.

Never putting away laundry right after it’s done. PGP.

How much can they even take out of my security deposit for a couple nail holes, right? PGP.

Finally understanding why your parents love listening to oldies on the radio. PGP.